Rest assured, moms. I’ve decided the things that you feel the guiltiest about are actually ok! Here’s a quick list I put together.
It’s ok to:
- Think Cheez-Its can pass as a healthy snack, especially if they buy you five minutes to eat your own dinner.
- Think if you have to sing “Old McDonald” one more time, you may lose it.
- Pray your kids take an extra long nap today.
- Give your baby a little Tylenol before bed because you don’t think you can take one more sleepless night of teething.
- Not remember the words to popular lullabies. What is it that mama will buy if the diamond ring don’t shine? I can never remember.
- Put a small book in the crib so your baby has something to play with when she wakes up, buying you another five minutes to get ready.
- Look forward to going back to work on Monday.
- Think your kids are the smartest – and cutest! – kids you’ve ever met.
- Secretly take credit for how smart they are.
- Get excited for your People magazine to arrive every Saturday.
- Scold your son for saying you still look pregnant when your baby is 8 months old. And cry about it later.
- Grab the camera instead of picking up your baby when she’s crying. Those big bottom lip pictures are the cutest!
- Work out only to have uninterrupted time to watch your favorite TV show.
- Cuddle with your baby a little longer than you should before bed.
- Hate all the work involved with bath time and push it off until it’s absolutely necessary.
- Want to open mouth kiss the person who invented the epidural.
- And kick the crap out of the person who invented the bra, pantyhose and high heels.
- Plan a day away, not really because you need it, but mostly because you want your husband to understand and appreciate how much you do.
- Get on Facebook instead of reading that book to your son…again.
- Comment to add to this list instead of helping your husband.
-M